cryptidgirl13

(Everyone walks out of the door and are magicly transported to a Wal-Mart) Medic:Where are we? Alex:The magical world of Wal-Mart. Heavy:Is there cake?! Alex:*walks up to Heavy and pats his shoulder*Yes Heavy,there is cake. Heavy:YAY! Mecic:Let's just go.... (Everyone walks back out the door and are transported to the world of Temple Run) Jonsi:What the....HOW'D WE GET IN TEMPLE RUN?! Me:We were transported into my subconsious.... Medic:Well how do we get out? Man:You must find Jonsi's eyeball. (They turn to see Kjarri,the pianist from Sigur Ros,walking towards them) Jonsi:Kjarri?! What the what are you doing here?! Kjarri:I wanted to help y

"Maybe this time."I propelled myself up the side of the wall trying to grab onto anything myself out of here. Another fail. I glide back down to the ground and try again."Argh!This is so frustrating!"I roar. I shoot fire at the ground and use a log to propell myslef into the air."YES!"I think. I angle my tail to go higher,but with half of it missing,I just crash near the pond."Crap...I'm so hungry." A fish skims the surface of the water and I look in the water. So many fish just waiting for me to eat them. I stick my head in the water and try to bite one,but no luck. "So tired..."I hear something drop infront of me. I lift my head and see th

    (around 5:00 am,my bedroom,January 30) Man 1: Is she awake? Man 2: I don't know? Poke her and see. Man 1:*poke* Me: What th-*opens eyes* AHHH!!!  (sees Medic, Heavy, Jónsi and Alex standing by her bed) Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! Alex:We just came to say hello... Me: AT FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! I have to be toschool in a few hours!!! How did you even get here? Medic: We flew... Jónsi: Like little birds. Me: ...whatever. Just come back some other time. Like on a weekend or something? Everyone else: Okay (Just then, Jónsi's left eye, the one that he's blind in, jumps out of his eye socket, grows legs and runs out the door.)

  How is this happening to me? Me, a Night Fury, the most feared dragon of all. Vikings pee thier pants just by hearing me roar. How am I captured? How was I captured?   I keep running these thought through my head until I fall asleep.  "Oh the gods hate me." I hear a voice."Some people lose their knife in the mud,"it's a Viking,no doubt,"but no, I manage to lose an entire dragon!" He gets quite. I hear his footsteps get closer to me. Then he stops and gasps. He's seen me. I hear him get something out and walk towards me.  "Oh yes, this fixes everything!" He steps forward and put his foot on me,"I, Hiccup,have brought down this mighty b

"FOOD! Bring me FOOD NOW!!!" the Queen roared,"That means you too Night Fury!!" As a Night Fury,it isn't my job to steal food, I'm more of a distracter than a stealer."The Queen is always pushing us around," I tell a Deadly Nadder as we fly to our regular raiding grounds. "Well she did give us a place to live. You've gotta be greatful for that." she says. "Yeah, she gave our ancestors a place to live eons ago. I wish she'd stop treating us like we're her slaves our whatever." "SHUT UP NIGHT FURY!!! You know the Queen will eat you if she hears you talking like that!" "I'd rather be dead than serve her." I mumble. As we reach the reaiding grou